What Women Really Think About Your Jeans

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Never nice and often to the point, SingleDad survey asks women what they really think about the jeans men wear… read more


SingleDad Life Today: More Than Friends

What Women Hate About Your Jeans

By Elizabeth Narins For Men’s Life Today

You might not think twice about throwing on your favorite pair
of jeans — but maybe you should. After all, choose the wrong pair of
pants and the woman you’re after probably won’t want to get
into them.

At least, that’s what the girls of
the Men’s Life Today Girl Panel™ seem to be telling
us. We asked them which jeans-wearing habits they despise. It turns out
there are quite a few of them. For the sake of space, we give you their
top ten…

The Panel

Hali
27

Michelle
27

Allison
25

Veronica
24

Kristin
23

Lawrese
22


The Panel’s Pant Peeves:

1.Pants
worn high and tight

“I don’t want to see any silhouettes of what’s underneath.” -Hali

“Avoid
the mom jeans look at all costs. I’m looking at you,
Obama.”
-Veronica

2.Low-riders

“No
crack peeks!” -Hali

“In
the words of every old person ever, ‘Pull your pants
up!’ Who finds that attractive? And how do you even walk like
that?” -Veronica

“Exposing
your undergarments won’t get me to show you mine.”
-Lawrese

3. Skinny
jeans

“Don’t suffocate your knee caps
….or other areas.” -Lawrese

“If
they’re skinnier than mine, we have a problem.”
-Kristin

4.
Baggy jeans

“I
haaaaate when guys wear baggy jeans. I’m not saying they need to
be lady-tight, but baggy jeans make everything look so 90s. I’m
not trying to date Eddie Vedder.”
-Veronica

5. Wrong lengths

“I
can’t stand it when a man’s jeans are too short.
Even if everything else is stylish, he’ll still look like
George Costanza.” -Michelle

“Jeans
shouldn’t be too short or too long. They’re both turn-offs.
Also, a good hem job goes a long way.” -Allison

6. Light and bright washes

“I
like a good pair of gray jeans, but I think a lot of men get trends
like that wrong when they try. When in doubt, a dark blue wash always
works. The darker the better.” -Michelle

“Colored
jeans are never acceptable, unless you’re in the circus.”
-Kristin

7. Excessive
embellishments

“No
rhinestones or studs or what-have-you. Unless you’re in
a mariachi band or Jay Manuel.”
-Veronica

“I don’t want a man who wears jeans with a brand across his butt.” -Lawrese

8.Pants past their prime

“Jeans
should be replaced if you’ve grown six inches and lost 20
pounds since you bought them.” -Hali

“When
the hem is dangling off and dragging behind you, it’s time for the
trash.” -Kristin

“Holes
in your jeans that make you look like you got shot. If you have them,
it’s time to replace them.”
-Lawrese

9. High-end jeans
“I
think it’s weird when a guy has uber designer jeans, like Rock
& Republic with huge ‘R’s on the
back. Who ya trying to impress, bud?” -Veronica
10.
…And low-end jeans
“Cheap
jeans are usually paired with ugly shirts and bad looks. They send the
message that a guy is either cheap all around, or dressed by his
mother.” -Allison

Richard JaramilloRichard “RJ” Jaramillo, is the Founder of SingleDad.com,
a website and social media resource dedicated to single parenting and specifically for the newly divorced, re-married, widowed and single Father with children.
RJ is self employed, entrepreneur living in San Diego and a father of three children. The mission of SingleDad is to help the community of Single Parents
“Make Life Happen…Again!”

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Richard “RJ” Jaramillo, is the Founder of SingleDad.com, a website and social media resource dedicated to single parenting and specifically for the newly divorced, re-married, widowed and single Father with children. RJ is self employed, entrepreneur living in San Diego and a father of three children. The mission of SingleDad is to help the community of Single Parents “Make Life Happen…Again!”