Pick Up Lines: Never Use These

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As we all know, Americans have one of the fastest, unrelaxed lifestyles on the planet. Mixed in with that, of course–is the ‘dating game’. It’s hard enough for a single bachelor with no kids to find the right words to say. Add kids and a divorce to the scenario and you’re lucky to get any words out at all, especially in a bar!

As we all know, Americans have one of the fastest, unrelaxed lifestyles on the planet. Mixed in with that, of course–is the ‘dating game’. It’s hard enough for a single bachelor with no kids to find the right words to say. Add kids and a divorce to the scenario and you’re lucky to get any words out at all, especially in a bar!


Many people have their own ‘pick up lines’, most are tacky to say the least, some actually work depending on how confident the guy is, and then there are some that should never be used…ever….ever!


1. What’s your sign? The most overused, redundant, worthless line in history and occasionally, it is still used as a humorous intro. No. It’s not humorous, it’s cheesy and now girls can smell intros on top of the usual pick-up lines. They know you’re trying to be funny and they won’t care.

2. Do I know you? No, they don’t and the delivery of this one will never sound genuine again, under any circumstance.

3. Excuse me, are you from INSERT HOMETOWN HERE? No, she’s not, and no she doesn’t know you either. They go hand in hand and sadly even this one is fading fast.

4. Hey, don’t you know INSERT SOME GIRL’S NAME HERE? Might work, but if the delivery is wrong, you’re just that creepy guy saying crappy pick up lines at the end of the bar.

5. Wanna skip all this nonsense and just go back to my place? Once in a long while this does work…but not for you. And if it does work and she actually leaves the bar with you, when she finds out you have kids and used that line, she’s gone. Then you feel creepy and alone, on your night out!


HERE’S A FEW FUN ONES FOR HUMOR’S SAKE:

1. You are so cute, I could eat you

2. I like the way you look like you might taste

3. Is it hot in here or is it just the idea of you and me (in about an hour)

4. Wanna be a parent?

5. Should I tell my babysitter I’m going to be home late?

6. Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

7. You’re smiling now? You should see me naked!

8. I’ll bet you a million dollars I’m better in bed than anybody you’ve ever (SLAP!)

9. You’re not a hooker right?

10. I didn’t know God still made people by hand (wink)

Richard JaramilloRichard “RJ” Jaramillo, is the Founder of SingleDad.com,
a website and social media resource dedicated to single parenting and specifically for the newly divorced, re-married, widowed and single Father with children.
RJ is self employed, entrepreneur living in San Diego and a father of three children. The mission of SingleDad is to help the community of Single Parents
“Make Life Happen…Again!”

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Richard “RJ” Jaramillo, is the Founder of SingleDad.com, a website and social media resource dedicated to single parenting and specifically for the newly divorced, re-married, widowed and single Father with children. RJ is self employed, entrepreneur living in San Diego and a father of three children. The mission of SingleDad is to help the community of Single Parents “Make Life Happen…Again!”